I think the weirdest thing is that the person you’re going to marry and spend the rest of your life together with is currently walking the earth, living their own life, going to school or going to work or whatever, doing all these things and making all these memories that you’ll get to hear about from them years from now.

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Graffiti Gardening…kinda dope.

ASTRONAUT. I’M CALLING YOU OUT. WE ARE FUCKING DOING THIS!

I love moss graffiti. Whoever thought of it was a genius.

WHAT

IS THIS EVEN REAL

i want to moss my car

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you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs

i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time

so, for relativistic boobtime, where t is the observer, and t’ is the time measured at the boob.

t=t’/sqrt(1-(v/c)^2)

solving for t=1, and t’=5, we get that the boobspeed, v, is represented by

v=+/- (6*10^8)sqrt(6)i m/sboobs travel at 1.5 gigametres per second in the complex direction.

what the fuck did you just do to my simple post

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